Funny Christmas Quotes & Messages

The best merry funny Christmas quotes carry a grin of a smile to your face. These short quotes are incredible for incorporating into Christmas card message to companions and relatives who appreciate a snicker.

Here is some of beautiful funny Christmas quotes for you:-

Merry Christmas Quotes

  1. “Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks.”
  2. “Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.”
    Phyllis Diller
  3. “One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” Andy Rooney
  4. “Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”
    Larry Wilde

a lovely thing aboout Christmas is that its compulsory

Short Christmas Quotes 

  1. “Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” Gary Allan
  2. “Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.”
    Victor Borge
  3. “Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
    Kin Hubbard
  4. “Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”
    Lenore HersheyLet's be naughty the save santa the trip


  1. “A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”    Garrison Keillor
  2. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out I’ll drink the red.”       Anonymous
  3. “Three Wise WOMEN would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, bought practical gifts, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and there would be peace on earth!”   Anonymous
  4. “Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”Dave Barry
  5. “Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas.”       Stephen Graham Jones
  6. “Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”Andy Borowitz